If I were a guy;
- I’d have a ton of money because I wouldn’t have bought all this makeup. I wouldn’t care what’s on my face, cause hey, guys don’t give a shit. They only care about how patchy their beard or mustache get & that could be easily fixed with a $4 razor.
- I would have more money because I wouldn’t worry about what I wear. Shirts, boxers & pants. That’s about all I think I would wear. Yeah, I’d spend my money on nice shoes, but compared to girls, come on. Girls have so many different blouses (we don’t even use ALL of them), nice underwear, shorts, skirts, pants, jackets, accessories, rubber shoes, heels, flats, wedges, & boots. We have all this shit, but buy MORE because we just don’t agree that this is enough.
- I’d cut my hair with an electric shaver. Long hair? Problem solved & I saved $12, not going to a salon.
- What mani/pedi? You mean, nail cutter?
These are just SOME of the things I’d think of if I were to be a guy. As a result, I’d be fucking ballin’.
Posted on Wednesday 11 July 2012.
10 months ago.